Oh, hi there.

11th grade.

I'm going to be 17 in 5 days.

I have 4 projects to do.

I have 1 more day of freedom before I go back to school and I'm awake watching the Jon Stewart/Huckabee debates on Huffington Press.

My friend lied to me.

My mom is cooking.

I'm a liberal in the middle of Texas.

...

Fuck.




Yeah. 11th grade. It was okay until I realized that my teachers were assigning things for me to do.

17. Handy, since the movie theatre suddenly got strict on kids sneaking into R rated movies. No, I don't even have a permit, or a job. Heck, I dropped out of UIL.

I have homework and a poster of Theodrus' spiral to do for Pre-Calculus. I have to make a 60 second stop-animation for Theatre. I have to write a sequel to Gone with the Wind and film it.

(PS, Ashley Wilkes and Rhett Butler are gay and get shot by the Morality Police.)

And I'm watching Jon Stewart on Huffington, right now Huckabee is trying to paint Pro-Choicees as sociopathic abortion soup lovers.

Tried to see New Moon and drama ensued. I was just going to see if Edward got spanked like my English teacher promised.

My mom has been cooking stuff since we had our first Thanksgiving at our own home. (We always go to the Redneck's) But she burnt the chicken dumplings at lunch, so it may be over.

I took Sociology/Psychology this year, hoping at best to learn something I don't know from wikipedia, or at worst have something to look good on my college application.

The teacher is batshit conservative who says she's totes liberal, ya'll.

Abortion? Nuuuu!
Gay Rights? YOU WILL RAPE AND MARRY A LITTER OF PUPPIES.
Iraq War? KILL TEH MUSLEEMS.

You know that really controversial DVD that was full of conservative propoganda and sent out in magazines during the election time in order to aid McCain by classic Islamophobic fear-mongering? The Jihad thing?

"Totes real dudes! Scary, eh! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU."

No. She said that. "People are trying to kill you." And I had to explain to her that it was propoganda, it was full of mistranslations and video-editing techniques to create fear in all things Middle Eastern.

That baby experiment where you screamed when a baby had a mouse or anything white. The baby hates shit that's white.

You have a clip of 9/11 and extremist muslims with islamic music. You wanna fucking kill some belly dancers.

*Sigh* It just seems like conservative views are shit stupid.

And I'm gonna get a face-full of those on Monday.

Will Phillips, that 5th grader who said he wouldn't honor the pledge of alliegence until there was liberty and justice for gays and lesbians, has inspired me to do the same.

Shit will hit the fan. But, can I really stand as a 10 year old straight kid defends my rights?

Also, I had another girlfriend. Freshman, very touchy-feely.

Also, all of my girlfriends are lesbians-by-rejection, in that they can't get guys so they get girls. No, they both said that.

Hey, it's 3 AM.

Hey, my guinea pig is noisy.

My school issued everyone a mac laptop, which I type from now.

I've been thinking about deleting this account.

It's kinda embarrassing to look at all that depressing emo journals.

But, I would like to hear from whoever's listening.

I really miss you guys, and love ya.